战场墨菲法则【二】转！

－不要躲在这种东西后面。

    the self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness)

    长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比（还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度）。

    there is always a way， and it usually doesn't

    任何事情都有一个解决方法，尽管通常是不管用的。

    ess occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the general is

    没人关注的行动通常是成功的；被高级长官关注的行动通常是失败的。

    the enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured

    在你使用不安全的频道发布之前，敌人都不会监听你的无线电频率。

    whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your

    如果你战斗中掉了装备，你的子弹和手榴弹一定离你最远，而水壶总是掉在你的脚边。

    as soon as you are served hot chow in the field， it

    战场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就总是要下雨的。

    never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to

    不要告诉副排长你无事可做。

    walking point = sniper

    去带路＝去当狙击手的诱饵。

    your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that

    你夜间的宿营地是你白天行军累了的地方。

    if only one solution can be found for a field problem， then it is usually a stupid

    如果一个战场上的问题只有一种解决方案，这一定是个愚蠢的方案。

    what gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next

    在低军衔能让你升官的行为会在新军衔杀死你。

    if orders can be misunderstood they will

    如果命令可能被误解，那它一定会被误解。

    odd objects attract  you are

    奇怪的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇怪的。

    your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended  that round will be a

    迫击炮弹幕只有一发能命中目标，这一发是哑弹。

    mine fields are not

    雷场不是中立的。

    the weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying

    装备的重量与你需要扛着它的时间成正比。

    if you need an officer in a hurry take a

    军官总是在你犯错误时出现。

    the effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw

    投掷武器的杀伤半径总比一般士兵能扔的距离大。

    when you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to  when you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that

    你弹药充足的时候，敌人两个礼拜也不进攻；你缺弹药的时候，敌人马上就进攻。

    the quartermaster has only two sizes， too large and too

    军需官那里的东西只有两个尺码：太大的和太小的。

    the only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned

    压制火力唯一管用的时候是用来对付废弃的阵地的时候。

    when a front line soldier overhears two general staff officers conferring， he has fallen back too

    如果一个前线士兵无意中听到两个参谋在讨论，那他一定是呆得太后了。（参谋人员都是胆小鬼）

    don't ever be the first， don't ever be the last， and don't ever volunteer to do

    不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干什么事。

    if at first you don't eed， then bomb disposal probably isn't for

    如果你第一次尝试不成功的话，你也许不适合去拆炸弹。

    any ship can be a

    所有船只都可以当扫雷艇……一次性的。

    whenever you lose contact with the enemy， look behind

    如果你失去了敌人的踪迹，转头看看。

    if you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don'

    在战场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你一定要注意是否忽视了某些潜在的危险。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）

    the seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of

    交火后，受伤的严重程度与到掩体的距离成反比。

    the more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry

    指挥官越蠢，他被命令执行的任务越重要。

    when the pin is pulled，  grenade is not your

    拔下保险销后，手榴弹先生就不再是你的朋友了。

    all or any of the above

    以上法则的任意组合。

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