战场墨菲法则【二】转！

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    ,    whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never  whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a

    你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

    the more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be

    武器越贵（或是越有用处？），修理的时候就要送的越远。

    the complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the iq of the weapon's

    武器的复杂程度和操作者的智商成反比。

    field experience is something you don't get until just after you need

    “战场经验”这东西，只有在某次很需要它的行动之后你才能获得。

    no matter which way you have to march， its always

    不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路。

    if enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove

    如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什么事都可以证明。（委员会胡说八道）

    for every action， there is an equal and opposite (in boot camp)

    在新兵训练营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判。

    air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls

    空袭总是打得过远，炮火总是打得太近。

    when reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always

    当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认。

    those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up kia or

    弹雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。

    the tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't

    作为军官最辛苦的一点是：士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么。

    to steal information from a person is called  to steal information from the enemy is called gathering

    从一个人那里偷取信息叫剽窃，从敌人那里偷取信息叫搜集情报。

    the weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the

    在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是m60机枪。

    the perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone

    最适合某个工作的军官总是在这个职位已经被别人占据后一天调来。

    the newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the medal of

    最新最没经验的士兵最可能获得荣誉奖章。（意思是“挂掉的人就会获得美国最高级勋章”）

    a purple heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to

    紫心勋章（美国授予受伤士兵的勋章）证明你聪明到可以想出一个计划，愚蠢到尝试这个计划，并且幸运到活了下来。

    murphy was a

    墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，所以才叫墨菲法则嘛:-p）

    beer math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49

    啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。

    body count math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in

    歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个可能再加两只猪，本次战斗共毙敌三十七人。

    the bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping

    手榴弹的杀伤半径总是比你能扑出的距离多一英尺。

    all-weather close air support doesn't work in bad

    全天候近距空中支援在坏天气里不管用。

    the combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and

    一支部队的作战能力与它外表的好看程度成反比。

    the crucial round is a

    至关重要的炮弹总是哑弹。

    there is no such place as a convenient

    需要散兵坑时，它们总是太远。（注：convenient在这里是指地理上的便利，就好像所谓的便利店一样，所以不能解作“舒适”）

    if your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass

    如果你的阵地有很好的工事而且你也准备好应付敌人的攻击，敌人会绕过你。

    if your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into

    如果你准备好了一次伏击，敌人不会进入你的伏击圈。

    if your flank march is going well， the enemy expects you to outflank

    如果你的侧翼迂回进行的很顺利，是因为敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。

    density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the

    你越是感到好奇的目标就越危险。

    odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind

    奇怪的物体吸引炮火－不要... -->>
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